JOKES BRING LAUGH


1.Red lipstick needs white teeth

Airtel has nothing to do with Mtn.biko

2.In every typical Nigerian Kitchen, there is a

nylon inside another nylon where nylons

are kept inside a big nylon..facts

3. Dear boyfriend snatchers, can yhu please snatch

me away, I will not refuse even if I refuse kidnap

me

4.i'm in my neighbor's house and they are about

to eat, i’m seeing 4plates and we are 5, I wonder

who is not hungry....

5.Gentleman, if your lady calls another man “

sweety, Bae, Boo or Baby” trust me, there is

chances that noting is going on with them, you see

that one she’s calling “Bighead” he’s the potential

threat, kill him, I repeat, kill him.

6. Some people will just make doctor to

forget everything they studied, How will

someone say, doctor, I'm having chest pain

all over my body.

7.Get married 2 a man who is older dan u,

so dat by d tym u start losing ur beauty, he

is also loosing his eyesight .....

8.am don watching 9ja movie pesin die with agbada wake up wear polo ...

8. Some girls will be complaining about

spiritual husband... When u sleep naked

at

night, seducing innocent spirits, you don't

know abi?? You think those spirits are gay:D:D

9.Mama: why do u always go out when I'm

singing??

Dad: I want people to see that I'm not beating u,

u are

crying for yourself

10.When you are not fasting, you can stay till

afternoon without feeling hungry....But during

fasting, even the TV remote will start looking like

Gala in your eyes

11. No English dictionary has been able to explain

the difference between the two words "COMPLETE

and FINISHED". Some people say there's no

difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED, but

there is: When you marry the right woman, you are

COMPLETE! When you marry the wrong woman you

are FINISHED! ....And when your wife catches you

with another woman, you are ...COMPLETELY

FINISHED! nd if you marry a wife who likes

shopping so much, you are FINISHED COMPLETELY .

Tankiu.